Objective:

This drinking game hits too close to home. When playing this card game players declare roles for each other by drawing cards and then playing a card game based off those roles. Be the first to get rid of your cards to win!

What You Need:

4 Players or more
Each player will need their own drink
A full deck of cards

How To Play:

An entire deck of cards are given out equally among a table of players with assigned roles.

The first person to get rid of all of their cards is the winner and is named the President.

The second player who is out of cards is the Vice President.

The third player out of cards is the Treasurer.

The second to last player is named the Beer B***h (and has to get everyone beer the rest of the night).

The last player with cards is the A**hole (this player has to shuffle the cards, deal, and drink whenever someone tells them they have to drink).

​ If the game is being played for the first time and positions are unassigned. Evenly deal the cards to everyone but don't reveal them.

Whoever gets the 3 of Clubs becomes the President and has to lay that card down to start the game. 

The person to their left is the Vice President

The person to the left of the Vice President is the Treasurer

The person to to left of that is either the Beer B***h or the A**hole depending on how many players you are playing with.

​You may need to play with two Treasurers if there are 6 or more players. 

Rules:

First Step: The A**hole will deal out the cards evenly to everyone until the cards are all gone. Once they are all dealt, lay the 3 of Clubs on the table to start the game.

If it is the first round, whoever has the 3 of Clubs is the President. Whoever is next in rotation is the Vice President and so on.
Second Step: The Vice President goes next and they must take a card from their hand and put it on the table.

The card you play must be equal to or greater than the card that is face up on the table.

A 3 of Clubs which is the lowest card.

2 cards are actually Deuces

Aces are not low! It's the highest card.

10's beat 9's, Jacks beat 10's, Queens beat Jacks and Kings beat Queens. Everything is normal there.
Card Rules:
  • Aces are high (not low)
  • The lowest card is a 3
  • Deuces are special and can only be played at certain times
Deuces: These are "special" in that a single 2 card clears or burns the deck of cards that have been played on the table.

It can only be played after the highest card has been played.
Or if someone puts down more than one card of the same or equal value.

Positions:

President:
  • Gets to start off the next game by placing a card down first
  • Before each game they can force the A**hole to trade 2 cards with them
  • Can force any player to drink at any time for any reason. Do not abuse your power though! Have a good reason!
Vice-President:
  • Gets to go after the President in new games
  • Before each new game a VP can force the the second to last player to trade one single card with them
  • VP can make anyone other than the President drink at any time. Use this power responsibly! You don't have to have a reason.
Treasurers:
  • Turn is decided by the previous order of winning. Or by rotation if the game is being played for the first time
  • Normal people get to boss other normal people and get to make a**holes to drink any time for a good reason. 
Beer B***h:
  • This person's turn is second to last
  • This person can force the A**hole to drink
  • This person must also get people a new drink if they run out. No one else can get the drink!
A**hole:
  • The A**hole goes last for the rest of the party
  • The A**hole must drink when told to drink
  • The A**hole must reveal/trade cards with the President or VP if asked at the beginning of the game
  • The A**hole has to shuffle, deal and clear the cards when burned

Drinking Rules:

Players put down card from their hand that is of equal or greater value than the card placed before them.

​A "set" of cards that are a greater value can also be played to get rid of your cards quicker. 

If the next player puts down the same amount of cards with the same matching face value. The next player loses their turn and has to drink.

When playing with Multiple Decks players cannot lay down a set of cards of the same value but a larger set.
*For Example: Someone lays down two 9's the next person cannot lay down three 9's. However if two 9's are played then the next player can be mean and place down three 10's since the face values are greater. This should not be a problem unless you are playing with multiple decks.

If someone is unable to put down a greater matching value they must pass and take a drink.