F*** The Dealer
Figuratively speaking.... unless.... noooooo!
Objective:
As a player in this drinking game your mission is to guess what you think the value is of the top card on the deck. In 2 attempts or less you must guess correctly or suffer the consequences. Super simple rules and everyone can be the dealer!
What you need:
Full Deck of 52 Cards
4 Players or More
Alcoholic Beverages
4 Players or More
Alcoholic Beverages
How To Play:
After shuffling your cards play starts going counter-clockwise.
The first player guesses what they think the top card is on the deck.
Players guess the value of the card, not what suit.
Aces equal one! They are not high.
Kings equal 13
Queens are 12
Jacks are 11
Guess correctly and you don't have to drink!
The first time you guess incorrectly you might have to drink but don't worry. You get a second chance to guess the next card on top of the deck.
When your second guess is wrong. Take the value of the revealed cards and find out the difference.
Now you must drink that number drinks! Fun right?
Here's an example:
You guess that it will be a 9 card.
You reveal the card and it is actually a 5 card so you take your second chance.
Now you guess what the next card will be. You guess that it will be a King!
Reveal the second card from the top of the deck. You reveal a Jack instead and your guess is wrong.
Since both guesses were wrong, you take the value of the revealed cards and minus them. Jacks are 11 and the 1st card was a 5. Which means that 11 minus 5 equals 6 drinks!
Take your 6 drinks and the next person goes now
But how do we f*** the dealer? Oh wouldn't you like to know!
Here is ho you do that...
Guess correctly on the 1st guess and the Dealer has to take 4 drinks. Take that dealer!
Guess correctly on the 2nd try and the dealer only has to drink twice. Still, take that dealer!
When the dealer finally beats 3 people meaning they all guessed wrong. The deck of cards is passed clockwise for the next person to be the dealer.
DON'T FORGET THE DUMBASS RULE
It's not all about f****** your dealer here people.
After a dealer reveals a card. Do not shuffle the cards back into the deck. Discard revealed cards to the side "face-up" so players can do the dumbass rule.
Sometimes people will guess a card that is definitely no longer in the deck anymore. Like a dumbass!
"Why would you guess a Jack you crazy person? We already revealed the Jacks!"
So for example, if 4 Kings have already been revealed and are laying on the table for everyone to see.
However Suzy guesses and says the next card will be a King. Call dumbass and Suzy has to take a dumbass drink. This could be half your drink, a shot, or they must finish their drink and grab a new one.
The first player guesses what they think the top card is on the deck.
Players guess the value of the card, not what suit.
Aces equal one! They are not high.
Kings equal 13
Queens are 12
Jacks are 11
Guess correctly and you don't have to drink!
The first time you guess incorrectly you might have to drink but don't worry. You get a second chance to guess the next card on top of the deck.
When your second guess is wrong. Take the value of the revealed cards and find out the difference.
Now you must drink that number drinks! Fun right?
Here's an example:
You guess that it will be a 9 card.
You reveal the card and it is actually a 5 card so you take your second chance.
Now you guess what the next card will be. You guess that it will be a King!
Reveal the second card from the top of the deck. You reveal a Jack instead and your guess is wrong.
Since both guesses were wrong, you take the value of the revealed cards and minus them. Jacks are 11 and the 1st card was a 5. Which means that 11 minus 5 equals 6 drinks!
Take your 6 drinks and the next person goes now
But how do we f*** the dealer? Oh wouldn't you like to know!
Here is ho you do that...
Guess correctly on the 1st guess and the Dealer has to take 4 drinks. Take that dealer!
Guess correctly on the 2nd try and the dealer only has to drink twice. Still, take that dealer!
When the dealer finally beats 3 people meaning they all guessed wrong. The deck of cards is passed clockwise for the next person to be the dealer.
DON'T FORGET THE DUMBASS RULE
It's not all about f****** your dealer here people.
After a dealer reveals a card. Do not shuffle the cards back into the deck. Discard revealed cards to the side "face-up" so players can do the dumbass rule.
Sometimes people will guess a card that is definitely no longer in the deck anymore. Like a dumbass!
"Why would you guess a Jack you crazy person? We already revealed the Jacks!"
So for example, if 4 Kings have already been revealed and are laying on the table for everyone to see.
However Suzy guesses and says the next card will be a King. Call dumbass and Suzy has to take a dumbass drink. This could be half your drink, a shot, or they must finish their drink and grab a new one.
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