THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES ARE:

• Drink every time you want to take a drink
• Stop playing if you need to drive home dumb-dumb

Before the Game drink:

• Once every time someone calls someone else a "Hater."
• Once for each person at the party not wearing a football Jersey
• Twice for each jar of salsa, or chip dip, people brought to the party
• One shot if you guess the wrong coin toss

Take 1 Drink When:

Commercial Break Rules​

• Every time a commercial about Chips comes on
• Every time a Beer or Liquor commercial comes on
• Every time you see something about Avocados

Game Time Rules

• The opposing team gets a first down
• You see a Coach cover their mouth with something
• Your team has to punt on 4th Down
• A flag is waved and your team gets the penalty

Anytime Rules

• Every time you see an Aerial View of the Stadium
• Someone mentions Super Bowl rings
• They show a player showboating after a good play or a touchdown

Take 2 Drinks When:

Commercial Break Rules​

• You see the most interesting man in the world
• A really sexy commercial airs (for guys or girls)

Game Time Rules

• The Ref's have to review a replay​
• Either Quarterback gets sacked​
• You see a teams mascot

Anytime Rules

• Crowd on Camera is wearing face paint
• Camera's cut to footage of Celebrities up in the Press Box​
• Someone mentions US politics because it's election year

Take 1 Shot When:

• People start crying at your party or on TV
• An announcer says someone is doing a "heckuva" good job out there
• ​Your team throws an interception or fumbles for a turnover
• Camera's mistakenly pick up someone "Swearing". &$#%!

Finish Your Drank When:

• Your team misses a field goal for extra points
• Your team fumbles or throws an interception
• ​The opposing team scores a touchdown
• Your team loses the Super Bowl

Last rule...

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!